Tuesday, December 12, 2006

sway my way please

I was going to write a loving post about my plant Edgar...but I wanted to post his picture too!! And don'tcha just hate it when you mean to do something, but you can't find the one thing you need to finish your project? Can't find the blamed USB cable. Bleh.
So pictures of him must wait. .

I have been talking to Edgar about going back on anti-depressants.

Me: So. I have been tempted to start popping those little blue pills again.
Ed: Yeah? Have you tried the red ones? Oh ha.
(He has such a great sense of humor!)
Me: Well, I have felt so...out of touch. Daydreaming constantly, and not getting anything done.
Ed: I know. You've hardly talked to me in 2 days. I miss our talks.
Me: Yeah. I suck.
Ed: No, you're just busy.
Me: So what do you think?
Ed: Whatever helps you.
Me: You're supposed to be helpful Ed...
Ed: I am just a leafy plant after all. I don't get paid or anything.
Me: Ouch! I thought you liked listening to me. You missed our talks!
Ed: Don't humans understand sarcasm?
Me: Uh, yeah...I was trying to make you feel guilty.
Ed: Oh-kay. When are you going to realize that I'm a plant?

PS. Edgar sounds a lot like Brian from Family Guy. hehehe

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

how do you know he's a boy?

Shane said...

Forget the anti-depressants ... you need to be downing some anti-schitzo pills ... by the handful.

Nan said...

This is so funny. I talk to my plants too.

Anonymous said...

Guess you've been really busy....or something. That's cool, we'll be fine, really we will. Don't you worry about us.

Zulu said...

Where are you?

Nan said...

Hmmm, where have you gone? I miss you!

Raymi Lauren said...

fil is linked and not me? boo.

~Tim said...

Miss ya...

Anonymous said...

HEY! get yer ass back over here right this minute missy!


ummm.....


okay.....


please?


miss you.

Shane said...

Hello? Updizzle? Is that you?

Nan said...

The last time you disappeared you were in that bad car accident. Hope nothing bad happened this time. Miss you....

Shane said...

Whatever the case may be, this is really starting to piss me off. I don't care if your legs are busted or if you're in a coma or whatever. Ya needs ta start tickling my brain already. C'mon, girl!

Anonymous said...

where's that poker of mine.....no, not that one

Shane said...

Okay. I give up. I'm gone. You're off my list. You know where to find me.

Leen said...

i'll never give up.
:)

thinking of you.

and since this doesn't seem to post the date, think i will do it... 3/6/07

Melanie said...

yeah, i'm with everyone else. hope everything is well. 3/9/07...

take care...

momo said...

just checking in and thinking about you, hoping you're happy and well.

Anonymous said...

it's 3/16. thinking of you.

Nan said...

I miss you sooooooooo much.